The one-hoss Shay
I’m not writing articles, because my computer is in the shop.
In grad school, the course I came closest to failing was Growth Theory, taught by Avinash Dixit. I remember only that he pronounced it “Groat Teary” and that he liked talking about the one-hoss Shay.
With smooth depreciation, a capital good depreciates gradually. The one-hoss Shay stays like new until it all of a sudden goes kaput. My laptop battery obeyed the one-hoss Shay pattern. So until my computer comes back I just have my phone, which isn’t good for writing articles.


For readers unfamiliar with the reference, the one-hoss shay (carriage pulled by a single horse) is from the poem by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "The Deacon's Masterpiece or, the Wonderful One-Hoss Shay: A Logical Story," available here:
http://holyjoe.org/poetry/holmes1.htm
Did you drop it off at the same shop as Hunter Biden?